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If people are talking about you behind your back, then just fart…🤣😝
Lord, please give me Patience if you give strength I will need bail money too…
Every time I lose some weight I find it again in the Refrigerator…
The more you weight the harder you are to kidnap.stay safe ,Eat 🍰 cake…
When life gives you lemons 🍋# sell them to buy wine.
Please pardon my mood # I had too many grapes 🍇last night.
When your hair looks a mess but you are in a good mood…
The brain is work more.when you can use…
God is creative, I mean just look at me…😁
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends and who the hell are you?
Funny Status Messages
If you are bad then call me your dad…
Life is short, Chat fast !
Marriage is the cause of divorce…
My style is unique, don’t copy it plz..
Save water – Drink beer !
When nothing goes right, Go left…
Enjoy life. it comes with an expiry date…
Don’t follow your dreams, follow me.
I will marry a girl who looks pretty in Aadhaar card…
I am going on a date with my pillow, Goodnight…
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When you have to waste time, do the best with Facebook, why should I do it alone?
What will you do with Pakistan? People like James Bond sell gutkha to us!
he only wishes of the heart is to clap loudly and have its head in the middle.
My heart is salty, but I swear your fish is not even one.
The crime is just that, my friend 😞… I die even on his friend 🙂
The infamous has only done wine; the kidnapped Maggi has spoiled the kidneys.
Respect us; otherwise, #Girlfriend will beat you.
Praising her friend in front of a girl…. Equals smoking cigarettes at Petrol Pump Pump
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I said #_ get trapped in my love… he also said # _ papers are running, get lost
Girls gave me sorrows all my life, all the phone numbers were closed.
Make someone your # _, or someone, if nothing happens, Dont_Worry Sleep Now.
I learned to hide my pain, learned to laugh at everything, just by speaking these two lines, I learned to impress beautiful girls.
If the sandal becomes small, # _ does not come in the foot; Wow! If the sandal becomes small, # _ does not come in the foot; And # _Girlfriend does not get into arms if he is fat.
No matter how much we look good, wear nice clothes, but girls will like only those who have a hairstyle like a pineapple and a beard like a goat.
Time is the love of time, time is the displeasure of time, sometimes you become fans, sometimes you make quites.
My mind was like a computer, hangs by doing Luv u Luv u.
Here is #god, there is #god, around #god is #god, and where there is no #god, tomorrow it will be dug. – Municipality
The heart is burning # I am trying luck, the heart is burning # I am trying luck, I rotated that cheater on a bike that’s why I am driving #Rickshaw today.
It is a pleasure to get up in the morning to work. I don’t want to this, I’m just fine.
Earlier we used to be very beautiful, then one day our Voter Card became.
We have turned the way when someone comes and says this, cutting the challan ahead.
When you start worrying about someone else # _ than you, then # # understand that the days of your mistreatment are about to begin.
Earlier the fruit of patience was sweet, but now the fruit of patience is marrying someone.
Half the life of love goes out in to block & unblock each other.
Ever since you left, believe my life is set.
He is my life, I am his life, everything else is his brother.
Girlfriend is notoriously bad, otherwise upset then makes her best friend.
This is the story of every lover nowadays, Majnu wants Laila, Laila is someone else’s addict.
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Time is very valuable, so do not waste own time, waste the time of others.
Some couples also get separated because, Math, Bio, and Commerce get separated as soon as the 11th class is reached.
I am at that level of love, where love can’t be even uninstall.
Girls have don’t make never round chapatti but they have no match in boys go around round & round
After making a girlfriend, it was found that chocolate is also available above 100 rupees.
Even if the whole world gets angry, I don’t care about it, just one of my mother’s daughters-in-law should not be angry.
Hopefully! I would have been Golgappa, at least the girls would have water in their mouths, seeing me.
I get stressed thinking that if my wife turns out to be like me lazy, then who will do our work?
The love of some people is like governmental work, neither the file goes ahead, nor the case is closed.
It is said that in love # hunger # thirst disappears, so do these loving couples go to play Garba in #_KFC and #_McDonald?